Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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