All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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