I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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