im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
