Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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