So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
If I die, sorry about rent.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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