Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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