I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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