I can text with my tongue
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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