worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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