Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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