Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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