Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
false alarm, still single
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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