Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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