I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm too high and old for this...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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