I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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