I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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