I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
