ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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