i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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