So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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