her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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