And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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