I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
its not stalking. its research.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
