Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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