obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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