She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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