the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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