just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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