just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so let's talk penis.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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