dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Pińatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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