Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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