Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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