Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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