i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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