Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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