don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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