The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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