My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Im part way to drunk.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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