And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
In America we eat man semen.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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