Can Purell be used as lube?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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