Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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