whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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