with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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