Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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