He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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