I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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