:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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