Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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