My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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