remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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