if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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