im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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