Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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