when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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